THE USURPER LEAGUELa Liga 1995/96.
Without the usual suspects.
Atlético Madrid win our alternative 1995/96 La Liga on 81 points from 38 matches. Valencia follow on 76 points. That's a 5-point lead over second place. The scores are real. The trophy, regrettably, is not.
Yes, the two biggest clubs are very good at football. We know. For this table, we've removed every match involving Real Madrid or FC Barcelona. The remaining fixtures keep their actual scores. In our full-league calculation they were 1st, rather than first.
The 1995/96 table, without Madrid or Barça
Every match against either excluded club has been removed, including its points, goals and games played.
| # | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Atlético Madrid | 38 | 24 | 9 | 5 | +41 | 81 |
| 2 | Valencia | 38 | 24 | 4 | 10 | +23 | 76 |
| 3 | Espanyol | 38 | 18 | 13 | 7 | +25 | 67 |
| 4 | CD Tenerife | 38 | 19 | 10 | 9 | +14 | 67 |
| 5 | Real Betis | 38 | 16 | 13 | 9 | +14 | 61 |
| 6 | Real Sociedad | 38 | 17 | 10 | 11 | +11 | 61 |
| 7 | Deportivo La Coruña | 38 | 15 | 11 | 12 | +17 | 56 |
| 8 | SD Compostela | 38 | 16 | 7 | 15 | -6 | 55 |
| 9 | Celta Vigo | 38 | 11 | 15 | 12 | -1 | 48 |
| 10 | Real Valladolid | 38 | 11 | 14 | 13 | +4 | 47 |
| 11 | Real Zaragoza | 38 | 11 | 14 | 13 | -2 | 47 |
| 12 | Real Oviedo | 38 | 11 | 12 | 15 | -15 | 45 |
| 13 | Athletic Club | 38 | 10 | 14 | 14 | -4 | 44 |
| 14 | Sevilla FC | 38 | 10 | 14 | 14 | -9 | 44 |
| 15 | Sporting Gijón | 38 | 12 | 6 | 20 | -6 | 42 |
| 16 | Albacete Balompié | 38 | 10 | 11 | 17 | -20 | 41 |
| 17 | Rayo Vallecano | 38 | 11 | 7 | 20 | -23 | 40 |
| 18 | CP Mérida | 38 | 10 | 9 | 19 | -21 | 39 |
| 19 | Racing Santander | 38 | 9 | 12 | 17 | -25 | 39 |
| 20 | UD Salamanca | 38 | 8 | 9 | 21 | -17 | 33 |
What changed?
With every club present, Atlético Madrid lead our all-club calculation. Without the two excluded clubs, Atlético Madrid finish first. Nobody has been awarded invented wins or imaginary goals.
The rules. Such as they are.
82 matches involving Real Madrid or FC Barcelona were removed. Victories were worth 3 points under the rules of 1995/96. Remaining clubs keep their recorded results.
See the all-club calculation (for comparison)
| # | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Atlético Madrid | 42 | 26 | 9 | 7 | +43 | 87 |
| 2 | Valencia | 42 | 26 | 5 | 11 | +26 | 83 |
| 3 | FC Barcelona | 42 | 22 | 14 | 6 | +33 | 80 |
| 4 | Espanyol | 42 | 20 | 14 | 8 | +27 | 74 |
| 5 | CD Tenerife | 42 | 20 | 12 | 10 | +15 | 72 |
| 6 | Real Madrid | 42 | 20 | 10 | 12 | +24 | 70 |
| 7 | Real Sociedad | 42 | 17 | 12 | 13 | +9 | 63 |
| 8 | Real Betis | 42 | 16 | 14 | 12 | +7 | 62 |
| 9 | Deportivo La Coruña | 42 | 16 | 13 | 13 | +19 | 61 |
| 10 | SD Compostela | 42 | 17 | 8 | 17 | -7 | 59 |
| 11 | Celta Vigo | 42 | 12 | 16 | 14 | -2 | 52 |
| 12 | Real Zaragoza | 42 | 11 | 15 | 16 | -8 | 48 |
| 13 | Athletic Club | 42 | 11 | 15 | 16 | -11 | 48 |
| 14 | Sevilla FC | 42 | 11 | 15 | 16 | -12 | 48 |
| 15 | Real Oviedo | 42 | 12 | 12 | 18 | -19 | 48 |
| 16 | Real Valladolid | 42 | 11 | 14 | 17 | -5 | 47 |
| 17 | Racing Santander | 42 | 11 | 14 | 17 | -22 | 47 |
| 18 | Sporting Gijón | 42 | 13 | 7 | 22 | -9 | 46 |
| 19 | Rayo Vallecano | 42 | 12 | 8 | 22 | -28 | 44 |
| 20 | CP Mérida | 42 | 10 | 12 | 20 | -25 | 42 |
| 21 | Albacete Balompié | 42 | 10 | 12 | 20 | -26 | 42 |
| 22 | UD Salamanca | 42 | 8 | 9 | 25 | -29 | 33 |
A note about the numbers
These are independent recalculations, not official LaLiga standings. Positions are ordered by points, goal difference and goals scored. Historic points deductions and the league's official head-to-head tiebreakers aren't recreated, so some rankings may differ from the official record.
Underlying match results: Jack-Tilley/es-espana (CC0 archive). Each match involving Madrid or Barça is excluded in full. Season-specific gaps and formats are noted where relevant.
Feel like arguing about the result? Good. That's rather the point.