THE USURPER LEAGUELa Liga 2005/06.
Without the usual suspects.
Osasuna win our alternative 2005/06 La Liga on 64 points from 34 matches. Sevilla FC follow on 62 points. That's a 2-point lead over second place. The scores are real. The trophy, regrettably, is not.
Yes, the two biggest clubs are very good at football. We know. For this table, we've removed every match involving Real Madrid or FC Barcelona. The remaining fixtures keep their actual scores. In our full-league calculation they were 5th, rather than first.
The 2005/06 table, without Madrid or Barça
Every match against either excluded club has been removed, including its points, goals and games played.
| # | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Osasuna | 34 | 20 | 4 | 10 | +9 | 64 |
| 2 | Sevilla FC | 34 | 18 | 8 | 8 | +16 | 62 |
| 3 | Valencia | 34 | 17 | 10 | 7 | +23 | 61 |
| 4 | Celta Vigo | 34 | 19 | 4 | 11 | +15 | 61 |
| 5 | Villarreal | 34 | 14 | 13 | 7 | +14 | 55 |
| 6 | Getafe | 34 | 15 | 8 | 11 | +10 | 53 |
| 7 | Deportivo La Coruña | 34 | 14 | 9 | 11 | +5 | 51 |
| 8 | Atlético Madrid | 34 | 11 | 13 | 10 | +9 | 46 |
| 9 | Real Zaragoza | 34 | 10 | 14 | 10 | -2 | 44 |
| 10 | Athletic Club | 34 | 10 | 12 | 12 | -3 | 42 |
| 11 | Real Betis | 34 | 10 | 11 | 13 | -8 | 41 |
| 12 | RCD Mallorca | 34 | 9 | 13 | 12 | -6 | 40 |
| 13 | Real Sociedad | 34 | 11 | 5 | 18 | -10 | 38 |
| 14 | Alavés | 34 | 9 | 11 | 14 | -11 | 38 |
| 15 | Espanyol | 34 | 9 | 11 | 14 | -14 | 38 |
| 16 | Cádiz CF | 34 | 8 | 12 | 14 | -10 | 36 |
| 17 | Racing Santander | 34 | 8 | 12 | 14 | -10 | 36 |
| 18 | Málaga | 34 | 5 | 8 | 21 | -27 | 23 |
What changed?
With every club present, FC Barcelona lead our all-club calculation. Without the two excluded clubs, Osasuna finish first. Nobody has been awarded invented wins or imaginary goals.
The rules. Such as they are.
74 matches involving Real Madrid or FC Barcelona were removed. Victories were worth 3 points under the rules of 2005/06. Remaining clubs keep their recorded results.
See the all-club calculation (for comparison)
| # | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FC Barcelona | 38 | 25 | 7 | 6 | +45 | 82 |
| 2 | Real Madrid | 38 | 20 | 10 | 8 | +30 | 70 |
| 3 | Valencia | 38 | 19 | 12 | 7 | +25 | 69 |
| 4 | Sevilla FC | 38 | 20 | 8 | 10 | +15 | 68 |
| 5 | Osasuna | 38 | 21 | 5 | 12 | +6 | 68 |
| 6 | Celta Vigo | 38 | 20 | 4 | 14 | +12 | 64 |
| 7 | Villarreal | 38 | 14 | 15 | 9 | +11 | 57 |
| 8 | Deportivo La Coruña | 38 | 15 | 10 | 13 | +2 | 55 |
| 9 | Getafe | 38 | 15 | 9 | 14 | +5 | 54 |
| 10 | Atlético Madrid | 38 | 13 | 13 | 12 | +8 | 52 |
| 11 | Real Zaragoza | 38 | 10 | 16 | 12 | -5 | 46 |
| 12 | Athletic Club | 38 | 11 | 12 | 15 | -6 | 45 |
| 13 | RCD Mallorca | 38 | 10 | 13 | 15 | -14 | 43 |
| 14 | Real Betis | 38 | 10 | 12 | 16 | -17 | 42 |
| 15 | Espanyol | 38 | 10 | 11 | 17 | -20 | 41 |
| 16 | Racing Santander | 38 | 9 | 13 | 16 | -13 | 40 |
| 17 | Real Sociedad | 38 | 11 | 7 | 20 | -17 | 40 |
| 18 | Alavés | 38 | 9 | 12 | 17 | -19 | 39 |
| 19 | Cádiz CF | 38 | 8 | 12 | 18 | -16 | 36 |
| 20 | Málaga | 38 | 5 | 9 | 24 | -32 | 24 |
A note about the numbers
These are independent recalculations, not official LaLiga standings. Positions are ordered by points, goal difference and goals scored. Historic points deductions and the league's official head-to-head tiebreakers aren't recreated, so some rankings may differ from the official record.
Underlying match results: Jack-Tilley/es-espana (CC0 archive). Each match involving Madrid or Barça is excluded in full. Season-specific gaps and formats are noted where relevant.
Feel like arguing about the result? Good. That's rather the point.