THE USURPER LEAGUESix clubs get their own party.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham do not appear in our alternative table.
THE USURPER LEAGUE / ENGLAND / 2026–27
The Premier League.
Minus the VIP lounge.
Yes, yes. The Big Six are terribly important. We've all noticed.
They can keep their playground.
We're having a league.
We take every match involving the Big Six out of the Premier League — points, goals, the lot. The other fourteen clubs keep their actual results. What happens next is entirely up to them.
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Fourteen clubs. An actual title race.
Every score is real. Every match involving the six is gone.
Checking the verified results feed…2026/27 · updated daily when data is available
THE OTHER PREMIER LEAGUE
No Big Six. No problem.
All completed Premier League matches involving Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham are excluded.
| # | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
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Even usurpers need results.
We're waiting for a verified Premier League feed. No imaginary scores while we're setting things up.
Matches kept—Finished games between surviving clubs
Matches removed—Finished games involving the Big Six
Clubs still playing14Same football, different contenders
AS THINGS STAND
A different table is on its way.
The usual winners are excused. The rest can get on with it once we've checked the actual match results.
How we stole the Premier League
All their matches go too.
No cherry-picking. Any fixture involving one of the six disappears completely, including its goals, points and games played.
The rest keep playing.
Everyone else's real results stay intact. Three points for a win, one for a draw. Nothing made up. We're cheeky, not cheats.
Independent calculation, not an official Premier League table. Positions use points, goal difference and goals scored; further official tiebreakers, points deductions and disciplinary rulings are not recreated. Only finished matches with verified full-time scores count. Results are updated daily, not in real time. Football data provided by Football-Data.org API. This site is not affiliated with the Premier League or its clubs. No team crests are used.