THE USURPER LEAGUELa Liga 2023/24.
Without the usual suspects.
Girona FC win our alternative 2023/24 La Liga on 75 points from 34 matches. Atlético Madrid follow on 72 points. That's a 3-point lead over second place. The scores are real. The trophy, regrettably, is not.
Yes, the two biggest clubs are very good at football. We know. For this table, we've removed every match involving Real Madrid or FC Barcelona. The remaining fixtures keep their actual scores. In our full-league calculation they were 3rd, rather than first.
The 2023/24 table, without Madrid or Barça
Every match against either excluded club has been removed, including its points, goals and games played.
| # | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Girona FC | 34 | 23 | 6 | 5 | +42 | 75 |
| 2 | Atlético Madrid | 34 | 23 | 3 | 8 | +29 | 72 |
| 3 | Athletic Club | 34 | 19 | 10 | 5 | +29 | 67 |
| 4 | Real Sociedad | 34 | 16 | 12 | 6 | +17 | 60 |
| 5 | Real Betis | 34 | 14 | 13 | 7 | +10 | 55 |
| 6 | Villarreal | 34 | 13 | 10 | 11 | +2 | 49 |
| 7 | Valencia | 34 | 13 | 8 | 13 | +1 | 47 |
| 8 | Alavés | 34 | 12 | 10 | 12 | -1 | 46 |
| 9 | Osasuna | 34 | 12 | 9 | 13 | -3 | 45 |
| 10 | Getafe | 34 | 10 | 12 | 12 | -5 | 42 |
| 11 | Celta Vigo | 34 | 10 | 11 | 13 | -4 | 41 |
| 12 | Sevilla FC | 34 | 10 | 10 | 14 | -3 | 40 |
| 13 | UD Las Palmas | 34 | 10 | 10 | 14 | -9 | 40 |
| 14 | RCD Mallorca | 34 | 8 | 15 | 11 | -8 | 39 |
| 15 | Rayo Vallecano | 34 | 8 | 11 | 15 | -16 | 35 |
| 16 | Cádiz CF | 34 | 6 | 15 | 13 | -20 | 33 |
| 17 | UD Almería | 34 | 3 | 12 | 19 | -26 | 21 |
| 18 | Granada CF | 34 | 4 | 7 | 23 | -35 | 19 |
What changed?
With every club present, Real Madrid lead our all-club calculation. Without the two excluded clubs, Girona FC finish first. Nobody has been awarded invented wins or imaginary goals.
The rules. Such as they are.
74 matches involving Real Madrid or FC Barcelona were removed. Victories were worth 3 points under the rules of 2023/24. Remaining clubs keep their recorded results.
See the all-club calculation (for comparison)
| # | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Real Madrid | 38 | 29 | 8 | 1 | +61 | 95 |
| 2 | FC Barcelona | 38 | 26 | 7 | 5 | +35 | 85 |
| 3 | Girona FC | 38 | 25 | 6 | 7 | +39 | 81 |
| 4 | Atlético Madrid | 38 | 24 | 4 | 10 | +27 | 76 |
| 5 | Athletic Club | 38 | 19 | 11 | 8 | +24 | 68 |
| 6 | Real Sociedad | 38 | 16 | 12 | 10 | +12 | 60 |
| 7 | Real Betis | 38 | 14 | 15 | 9 | +3 | 57 |
| 8 | Villarreal | 38 | 14 | 11 | 13 | 0 | 53 |
| 9 | Valencia | 38 | 13 | 10 | 15 | -5 | 49 |
| 10 | Alavés | 38 | 12 | 10 | 16 | -10 | 46 |
| 11 | Osasuna | 38 | 12 | 9 | 17 | -11 | 45 |
| 12 | Getafe | 38 | 10 | 13 | 15 | -12 | 43 |
| 13 | Sevilla FC | 38 | 10 | 11 | 17 | -6 | 41 |
| 14 | Celta Vigo | 38 | 10 | 11 | 17 | -11 | 41 |
| 15 | RCD Mallorca | 38 | 8 | 16 | 14 | -11 | 40 |
| 16 | UD Las Palmas | 38 | 10 | 10 | 18 | -14 | 40 |
| 17 | Rayo Vallecano | 38 | 8 | 14 | 16 | -19 | 38 |
| 18 | Cádiz CF | 38 | 6 | 15 | 17 | -29 | 33 |
| 19 | UD Almería | 38 | 3 | 12 | 23 | -32 | 21 |
| 20 | Granada CF | 38 | 4 | 9 | 25 | -41 | 21 |
A note about the numbers
These are independent recalculations, not official LaLiga standings. Positions are ordered by points, goal difference and goals scored. Historic points deductions and the league's official head-to-head tiebreakers aren't recreated, so some rankings may differ from the official record.
Underlying match results: openfootball/football.json (CC0 archive). Each match involving Madrid or Barça is excluded in full. Season-specific gaps and formats are noted where relevant.
Feel like arguing about the result? Good. That's rather the point.